It’s the End of the World as We Know It

Get ready to bug out

The big one's coming. Our modern civilization is nothing but a house of cards, and it would only take one little push to make the whole thing crumble. It could be a pandemic, nuclear war, super volcano, or one of a hundred other things, but it's only a matter of time. And when the lights go out and the stores are picked bare, who can you rely on? The government? The police? The kindness of strangers? Don't make me laugh. A man can only trust himself in this world, and that's why you need to be prepared for anything.

But where will you go when the end comes? Your house would never hold against a ravening mob of starving crazies. You need someplace secure, secret and impregnable. You need the Bunker Buddy from Prep Time™. These prefabricated shelters were built by the thousands during the Cold War, and now they're just gathering dust. We'll ship a Bunker Buddy to any location of your choice: a clearing in the woods, the middle of the desert, or even your own backyard. Just dig the hole, we'll do the rest. Then you can finally feel safe knowing that after the fall, you'll have a safe place to hunker down for months, years, or even the rest of your life!

These four solid walls will become your world, and you'll be nice and cozy in your underground burrow long after everyone has forgotten you ever existed. Just stock up and non-perishables, and don't forget the can opener!

Bunker Buddy

$2,999.95