Self-Skating Board

Trust the Machine

The AI revolution in here, and self-driving cars are the wave of the future. But why should drivers have all the fun, while gnarly skateboarders like you are left behind in the stone age? Never fear, my dude, because the sickest machine learning engineers at your favorite board shop, Daily Grind™, have just released the world's first self-driving skateboard, the Auto-Thrasher.

Just hop on and let the board do the rest, as you cruise through the city at the whims of a electronic mind you could never comprehend. You'd better get stoked, because you're about to experience more thrashing, grinding, and shredding than you've ever seen in your life.

Auto-Thrasher self-driving skateboard

$349.99

Brett Kozlowski

Writer, dreamer, and social satirist. Like Kurt Vonnegut, but 100 times better.

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