Win the ADD Arms Race

You’ll give them something to cry about

Are those kids ignoring you again? You swear, ever time you open your mouth, their eyes gloss over and they start daydreaming about TikTok dances or something. And the worst part is, you can't even give them a proper lecture about ignoring your lectures without them ignoring that lecture too! Kids attention spans are shorter than ever before, and if you want them to pay attention to you for more than two seconds, you're going to have to become more competitive.

That's why you need the Punitive Puppet Mask, the only parenting mask on the market guaranteed to fire up the dopamine system in your kids' brains. The next time you want to give those kids a piece of your mind about slamming the door or leaving the lights on, slip on the Punitive Puppet Mask first, and your little tykes will feel like they're being yelled at by their favorite children's entertainment character. Don't worry about signs of fear or emotional distress; that just means it's working! Just keep this adorable mask close at hand, and you'll never be ignored again.

Punitive Puppet Mask

$29.95