Do Not Enter

Stand your ground.

Those neighborhood kids just won't stop cutting through your yard, and your garden gnomes aren't doing a damn thing to stop them. What you need is a tougher lawn ornament. Keep-Off Geoff is a lawn statue that tells the neighbors that they are not welcome on your property. Kids, dogs, that asshole next door who always wants to borrow your tools, they can all go straight to hell, and this is the statue to let them know how you feel.

Keep-Off Geoff Lawn Statue

$8,999.00