Do You Have the Guts?

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger

Doctors and internet biohackers agree, the gut microbiome is a crucial keystone of health and wellness. But those probiotic pills are awfully expensive, and they only have a few bacteria strains in them. That's why you need the Probiotic Leftovers, from StoreMonger's very own office break room!

This thing's been taking up space in the shared fridge for as long as anybody can remember, and no one will admit to having brought it in. Tim hasn't worked here in a while; maybe it was his. Still, seems a waste to just throw it out, so why don't you take it? We guarantee this thing is positively swimming with all the bacteria you need to cultivate the most diverse gut biome around. Who knows what benefits you might see after gulping down a few spoonfuls of this stuff?

You can have it for a buck, and you can even reuse the container afterwards, so it's the deal of a lifetime!

Probiotic Leftovers

$1.00