Eat Your Heart Out

Throw-away Culture

Ugh, it's happened again. You put on your designer outfit and drove to your high-powered job in your luxury automobile, but now it's time for lunch, and you find yourself eating with a plastic fork like some dirt-grubbing peasant. What does one have to do to enjoy a little elegance in at lunchtime?

The answer, Sir or Madam, is the Disposable Dignity Fork, the only single-use fork on the market made from the finest sterling silver. Rise above the common rabble with a disposable fork that exemplifies the epitome of luxury, class, and good taste. Let the hoi polloi stare enviously as you enjoy your meal, and once you've disposed of the refuse, try not to laugh as they dig through the trash to retrieve your used cutlery to bring back to their hovels, like a rat collecting shiny bottle caps. The usual penny-pinching crowd will decry the cost of your disposables, but you understand something they never will: that you can't put a price on superiority.

Disposable Dignity Fork

Price - If you need to ask, this isn't for you.